私の幼馴染は現在ニート。転職してもすぐに辞めちゃって全然仕事が続かない…。見かねたお母さんに頼まれて喝を入れに行ってやった。「あんた、また仕事やめたんだって」「何してんの」「うるせえな、今ゲームで忙しいんだよ」「お母さんにも心配かけてしっかりしなよ」「お前こそ、こんなとこにいないで彼氏とデートでもしろよ」「あっ、さては彼氏いないだろ、しかも何年も」「違うわよ、私は仕事が忙しくたまたまいないだけです」「怪しいなぁ～、全然色気もないし世間の男から女と見られてないんじゃないの」「もう女として枯れちゃったかw」「まぁ、失礼な。本気になったらすぐに彼氏できるし。」「なんだったら、あんたも私に惚れるわよ」「それは絶対ない。ない。ちんこ1mmも反応しねえよ」「言ったわね、じゃあ、あんたが勃起したら素直にちゃんと社会復帰するのよ」「いいよ、余裕だね。絶対勃起しない自信あるし」「じゃあ、ガチンコ勝負だから」「絶対勃起させてやる」部屋の外に出たもも。…もしかして私、勢いですごい事言ってた…どうしよう…でも悔しいし…働いても欲しいし…こうして社会復帰とプライドを賭けポコタテ勃起勝負が始まった

My hood friend is currently unemployed. He keeps quitting jobs soon after changing careers and can't seem to hold down a job for long… Seeing his plight, his mother asked me to go and give him a wake-up call. "I heard you quit your job again." "What are you doing?" "Shut up, I'm busy playing games right now." "You're worrying your mother, so get a grip." "You're the one who should be out on a date with your boyfriend instead of hanging around here." "Oh, I bet you don't have a boyfriend, and haven't had one for years." "That's not true, I'm just busy with work and don't happen to have one." "That's suspicious… You're not sexy at all, I bet men don't see you as a woman anymore." "Have you withered away as a woman? lol." "Well, that's rude. If I get serious, I can get a boyfriend right away." "If anything, you could fall in love with me too." "Absolutely not. No way. My dick wouldn't react even a millimeter." "You said it. Well, if you get an erection, you'll just go back to work properly." "Fine, I'm confident. I'm absolutely certain I won't get an erection." "Then let's have a serious showdown." "I'll definitely make you get an erection." Momo left the room. …Maybe I said something terrible in the heat of the moment…What should I do…But I'm frustrated…and I want him to work…And so, a battle of erections began, with social reintegration and pride on the line.